| DENTIST | It's what hermey the elf always wanted to be |
| ELF | What Hermey was, on "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" |
| AHO | Ice-T's "Always Wanted to Be ___" |
| JUSTDIDNTGETTHEPOINTE | "I always wanted to be a ballerina, but I ... " |
| HAVENTGOTWHATIKNEAD | "I always wanted to be a baker, but I ... " |
| NEVERGOTTHECHANTS | "I always wanted to be a Gregorian monk, but I ... " |
| HADNOCOMMONSCENTS | "I always wanted to be a perfumer, but I ... " |
| COULDNTFINDTHETHYME | "I always wanted to be a gardener, but I ... " |
| DONTKNOWTHERITEPEOPLE | "I always wanted to be a wedding officiant, but I ... " |
| ALF | TV series of the large but friendly alien who always wanted to eat the cat (3) |
| LASSER | "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask)" actress |
| SEXBUT | Woody Allen comedy, Everything You Always Wanted to Know About ... Were Afraid to Ask (3,3) |
| IVE | ___ always wanted to try this |
| LIVTYLER | Portrayer of the Elf maiden Arwen in "The Lord of the Rings" |
| HEARTSDESIRE | Dear Sir, These could be what you've always wanted (6,6) |
| CATEBLANCHETT | Australian actress who played the elf queen Galadriel in Peter Jackson's The Lord of the Rings trilogy |
| SHELF | "The Elf on the ___" (Christmas-themed book) |
| SCRATCHY | The elf went away and the flycatchers became irritable (8) |
| AFTERALL | In spite of expectations, the elf reformed at the altar (5,3) |
| HOTCOCOA | Beverage Judy the elf makes in "The Santa Clause" |
