| SCARBOROUGH | Simon & Garfunkel asked if you were going to this fair |
| IKNEW | "___ you were going to say that" |
| SOCLASSY | "If you knew Susie, like I know Susie; Oh, oh, oh what a girl; There's none ... as this fair lassie; Oh, oh, Holy Moses, what a chassis!" (2,6) |
| VANITY | Pretension? Thackeray's work was this fair (6) |
| MYHAT | Might this be going to this setter's head? Nonsense! (2,3) |
| SANJOSE | Dionne Warwick asked if you know the way to this city, possibly the capital of Costa Rica, but more |
| LOVELY | "Isn't this a ... day to be caught in the rain? You were going on your way; Now you've got to remain |
| JEFFFOXWORTHY | He asked if you know as much as a fifth grader |
| HEADLIGHT | How the motorist asked if you felt dizzy? (9) |
| STUMPS | Baffles (ABOUT THIS PUZZLE: If you saw the headline "Fiend Found!" you might instantly notice that, between the two words, only the vowels change - the consonants stay put. Okay, if you were me, you'd |
| TOWERED | It rose aloft and if you were to dot it, you would see (7) |
| OASIS | If you were lost in the desert, you'd be lucky to find this |
| EELS | I saw four of my friends in the centre of Hele -- they were going to the seafront to try to catch some fish (4) |
| EARTHA | Kitt who laughed and said "Stupid" when asked, "If a man came into your life, wouldn't you want to compromise?" |
| IBAS | You were going alone |
| LATTE | According to your average talk radio host, this is the sort of coffee might you be sipping (instead of a chardonnay) if you were a liberal, elitist, urban socialist? |
| TUMBREL | If you were on it in France, you were in for the chop (7) |
| SICKBED | Tasteless plot - you'd expect to get better if you were in it? (7) |
| PSYCHIC | If you were, you would have seen this clue coming (7) |
| DOCTORCRIPPEN | Killer piano in Prince cover potentially, if you were to do this (6,7) |