| MOE | Simpsons character who said "I've been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly, but never ugly ugly." |
| SHARONSTONE | "Mosaic" star who said "I've been in this business for 40 years ... I've seen it all" when asked if she'd experienced sexual harassment: 2 wds. |
| TONYBLAIR | World leader who once played guitar in a band called Ugly Rumours |
| MAEWEST | In 1940, which screen star said "I've been in Who's Who, and I know what's what, but it'll be the first time I ever made the dictionary}? (3,4) |
| UNSIGHTLY | Ugly, ugly, ugly hints (9) |
| ABE | "Simpsons" character who said "I'm an old man. I hate everything but Matlock!" |
| GROUCHOMARX | Comedic brother who said "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." |
| EMO | Philips who said "I've learned about women the hard way - through books." |
| JESSICA | Toon who said, "I've loved you more than any woman's ever loved a rabbit" |
| APU | Simpsons character who said Silly customer! You cannot hurt a Twinkie! |
| SAHL | Comic who said "I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically" |
| ELAINE | She who said, "I've become George!" |
| JIMMYCARTER | President who probably wishes he never said, "I've committed adultery in my heart many times": 2 wds |
| BORK | Of Clinton's departure, he said "I've never seen a back I've found more attractive" |
| NICHOLAS | ___ I, who has been called "the emperor who froze Russia for 30 years" (8) |
| BRIGHTLY | How you said "I've put in stronger bulbs"? |
| LOFTILY | How you said "I've reached the top of the ladder"? (7) |
| GRANDLY | How you said "I've got a big piano"? (7) |
| LIGHTLY | How you said "I've lost two stone"? (7) |
| MET | Said, "I've heard good things about you" |
